Ran Min can ride a horse, but he wants to show off. He wants to pretend to be 13. What a cool thing to do!
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Chapter 47 Soldiers into Tong
Chapter 4 Yao orangutan
Qin Mu, what abacus do you think Pu Hong is playing? I’m such a soldier that I’m almost in Chang ‘an. How dare Pu Hong send troops to fight or fight in Bailuyuan? Maybe Pu Hong has some secret weapons? "
Ran Min sat in the front of the driver with a fart and asked, riding a marooned Qin Mu’s face was full of smiles.
Qin Mu pointed to the opposite word "Yao", Zhongjun Dage smiled and said, "King Pu Hong didn’t bite off more than he could chew, but wanted to borrow our hand to get rid of Yao Xiang."
"Oh" Ran Min nodded meaningfully.
"But this fellow Yao Xiang is really stupid. How can he be used as a gun by Pu Hong?"
Qin Mu smiled without a word.
"Qin Mu, do you think I can persuade Yao Xiang?"
"absolutely impossible"
“？”
"Killing my father is a bitter enemy. Although Yao Xiang is a Qiang, he has received Confucian education, familiarized himself with the Fourth Five-Year Plan, and Yao Yizhong is well-educated and sensible. Yao Xiang will not surrender to the king."
Smell speech Ran Min patted his forehead regretfully and said, "I really regret that I should have saved Yao Yizhong’s life. This Yao Xiang can put the army in such a neat way, and its military ability must be outstanding!" Xinyi m1zw
"Your majesty, do you think Yao Xiang has come out?" Qin Mu said, pointing to a general who pranced out from Qin Jun Zhongjun Dage.
"Yao Xiang? Qin Mu, how do you know he is Yao Xiang? " Ran Min is very curious.
Qin Mu squinted and smiled. "Your majesty heard that Yao Xiang looks terrible, and he is five inches tall, with his arms hanging over his knees. Isn’t it Yao Xiang?"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Ran Min can’t see clearly through the charming sunshine for a while, so he can’t help but take his palm in his eyebrow and finally see clearly to finally burst out laughing.
"It was Yao Xiang! Hmm … This man’s arm is so long that it’s rare in the world. I’ve heard that strange people’s strange appearance is either a big rape or a big evil! Da Shun and Xiang Yu are both masters of Shu Han, Liu Bei, whose ears are bent over his knees, and Cao Weichen, Sima Yi, who is even more unique, is said to be able to twist his neck to the back! "
Ran Min unscrupulously smiled and said, "What’s the emperor’s phase like this Yao Xiang mountain? Otherwise, how come the appearance is so strange? Just like an orangutan! I think Yao Xiang can be called Yao orangutan! "
Looking through the history of China, we will find an interesting phenomenon, that is, people who are somewhat famous, whether they are sages or evil bodies, will have something extraordinary.
Either the ancestors are nonhuman, such as Shang Tang is a descendant of Yan, and Liu Bang is a dragon.
Either looks as bizarre as Shun’s two pupils, Qin Huang’s eagle nose, bird’s beak and Liu Bei’s monkey’s long arm.
Either there is a strange sight, a strange light and a strange taste at birth, such as two dragons when Li Shimin was born, a red light when Liu Xiu was born, drums and horns often heard in Schleswig, and a strange fragrance when Zhao Kuang was born.
It is not only emperors who want to show their faces in history, but also people who are bound to have something unusual.
For example, Guo Pu, who predicts life expectancy, and Tao Kan, whose palm prints are like "three fairs".
In history, these grotesques are all called innate differences, and they are innate hints that they will succeed in life.
If something happens to a naturally strange person, there will be differences, such as when the dynasty is about to perish, the sky will flood and earthquake, a bird will come out to write, the hen will crow without laying eggs, and all kinds of mysterious rumors will fly all over the sky … all these are endless.
Alienation is unique in Huaxia culture, which has been popular in China for thousands of years, and the more it develops, the more detailed it becomes.
"Ha ha!" The generals around Ran Min couldn’t help laughing when they heard the words.
Qin Mu even said with a smile, "The nickname given to Yao Xiang by King Yao Orangutan is really unique. Let’s call Yao Xiang Yao Orangutan!"
"Wonderful!"
Yao Xiang went out to Zhongjun’s big ditch three hundred paces away and saw Ran Min and others pointing at themselves as if they were judging, but from time to time they gave a burst of laughter and couldn’t help but be confused.
Ran Min immediately shouted in the carriage "Yao orangutan! You have been treated well by the royal court for generations. You want to make a mess because of aiding and abetting abuse? "
Yao orangutan?
Suddenly heard such a call Yao Xiang Meng forced.
Yao Chang and others were afraid that Yao Xiang would lose, so they all went at once.
Hear Ran Min so call Yao Xiang Yao Chang and others can’t help but look at each other, want to say but dare not say.
However, whether Yao Xiang was a wise man soon reacted. He couldn’t help but become angry from embarrassment and shouted at Ran Min with a stable, "What a thief!"
"traitor!"